Bailout Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Cash-for-clunkers" is a program that gives car buyers money for trading in their old vehicles for new, more fuel-efficient ones. Boy do I feel stupid. I thought "cash-for-clunkers" referred to Congressional pay.

Mothers Against Drunk Driving are campaigning for all cars in the U.S. to be outfitted with breath-test interlock devices. Auto makers are 100% behind MADD and are proposing new car models such as the Soberlet Checkpoint, the Mercedes.08 BAL and the Toyota Matrix: Police State Edition.

GM has already traded in 3 million cars.

There was a robbery at a sperm bank recently.The crook got away with several million singles.

A new porn website recently caused a stir because it closely resembled the Bank of America site. A spokesperson from B of A said, "We knew something was up when we started getting some very unusual deposits."

If a portion of the federal stimulus package goes towards a health clinic for audiologists, is that considered an "Ear-Mark?"

Exxon Mobil reported a profit of $45.2 billion for 2008. The U.S. government responded “Maybe GM should sleep on YOUR couch for a while.”