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I've been watching that NBC stand-up competition Last Comic Standing. The talent level is so bad in this show that comedian and host Anthony Clark might actually have a chance.
When introducing judge Tim Meadows, Clark actually used the phrase "blockbuster hits such as Mean Girls and The Ladies Man". You choose the punchline.

When you’re flying always get the in-flight meal even if you’re not hungry. If you’ve ever seen any mediocre stand-up comedy you know that airline food is just about the funniest thing ever. So buy a meal and laugh your way all the way to your destination. Hint – normally the Kosher meals are funnier than any protestant or secular entrees

Bill Maher failed to out key Republicans on his HBO show last Friday, despite promising to do so on Larry King. The FBI has been called in to investigate.



Agents have been working undercover to probe holes and expose cracks in what appears to be a conspiracy by political peter puffers.

New satellite measurements show that crucial sea ice in the Arctic Ocean has plummeted to its second-lowest level on record.
The lowest level was recorded last year during a visit by Rosie O'Donnell.

The new Judd Apatow film Funny People, starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, opens on Friday. Rumor has it the film will reveal the key to a successful comedy career, Judaism.

A cook book author has filed a lawsuit against Seinfeld`s wife for copying her work and against Jerry for comments made after he ate it.,,,Well it`s not slander if it taste like crap.

Police said trespassing charges would not be filed against Rosie O'Donnell.