Television Jokes / Recent Jokes

Melinda Duckett, a 21 year old mother whose son is missing, killed herself shortly after a grueling interview with CNN's Nancy Grace.
Scheduled next to appear on Nancy Grace's show is Nancy Grace, who will be questioned in the death of Melinda Duckett.

The wildfires in California are so bad that this week contestants on "Dancing with the Stars" are going to perform a special rain dance.

By 2011, Oprah will have been talking virtually non-stop for 25 years--a record surpassed only by Joe Biden.

This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one
night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I would
like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place
one hand on top of your TV, and the other hand on the part of your body
which ails you and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one
hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach.
Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top
of the TV and his other hand on his groin.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he is talking about healing the sick,
not raising the dead."

NBC apologized for airing an Emmy sketch which featured a plane crash on the same day that 49 people were killed in a plane crash in Kentucky. Explained the 4th place network, "We didn't know we still had viewers."

Bill Clinton will campaign for his wife today in South Carolina - a move that could keep Hillary in the headlines in the midst of Oprah Winfrey's mega-visit to the state to stump for Barack Obama tomorrow.

Not to be outdone, Dennis Kucinich will be the keynote speaker at the UFO convention in Roswell, NM.

Larry King told Conan O'Brien that he wants to be Cryogenically frozen after he dies.King says it worked for him once before in the Ice Age.