Television Jokes / Recent Jokes
Abdul has received offers to be a dancer, choreographer, and spokesperson for Vicodin.
Jerry and George convince Kramer to take part in their racist show.
Here are some of the most popular television shows airing in Iraq:
Husseinfeld
Suddenly Sanctions
U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
Wheel of Fortune and Terror
The Price Is Right If Suddam Says It's Right
Just Shoot Me
My Two Baghdads
Totally Clothed Baywatch
Allah McBeal
Mad About Everything
Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest
The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs
In related news, friends and family of Larry King wonder when he will be getting his proper funeral.
Apparently the man was simply waiting for Larry King to complete a sentence.
The woman suspected of drunk driving and slamming head-on into a car containing Sandra Bullock, has apologized. Lucille Gatchell claims she didn't recognize the Hollywood actress and thought she was swerving into Paula Abdul.