Television Jokes / Recent Jokes
NBC is in talks to extend the "Today" show to four hours so the show would end at 11 a.m. instead of 10 a.m. Initially, the 3rd hour of "Today" was created as counter-programming to ABC’s "Live with Regis and Kelly."
An additional hour is particularly exciting because that would give viewers an extra hour to NOT watch the show.
Jon Gosselin emptied the joint bank account of his and wife, Kate Gosselin, leaving her very little money.
So, from now on, the show will be titled, "Kate and Eight...Dollars..."
Ok let me try and figure this out...Jay Leno was at 11:30 and NBC moved him to 10:00 and Conan to 11:30..Now Leno is being cut to 30 mins and moved back to 11:30 and Conan to 12:00...but Jerry Seinfeld may replace Conan...WAIT A MIN..Im confused... I thought LOST was on ABC!
Another former MTV reality show celebrity couple has called it quits. Rocker, Travis Barker and his Playboy Playmate wife, Shanna Moakler, are splitting after less than two years of marriage. They follow in the paparazzi-plagued footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, as well as Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
Perhaps one way to maintain a good, stable marriage is to have your reality show camera crew turn off the cameras when those twins want to show you their admiration in your hotel room after the concert.
In a revealing new interview with the New York Times, best selling author Suze Orman outs herself as a lesbian and a 55 year old virgin.
Suze admits that "I have never been with a man my whole life," even though she regularly gives married couples counseling on her CNBC show.
So now the verdict is out; Suze has lots of advice, but she doesn't know dick.
Stephanie Birkitt's diary is allegedly so full of hot details about her affair with Dave Letterman, "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joseph R. Francis is taking an option on it, movie to be titled " Laid Night With David Letterman".
With the recent below-expectation box office performances of "Miami Vice" and last summer’s "Dukes of Hazzard" and "Bewitched," industry insiders are suggesting that Hollywood stop rehashing old TV series for inspiration, as well as using former cast members for cameos.
Winners: The Viewing Public.
Losers: Dustin "Screech" Diamond, Marc "Skippy" Price and that Schneider guy from "One Day At A Time."