Television Jokes / Recent Jokes

There hasn't been this many bitches crammed into a tiny space since last week when the cast of The View got trapped in an elevator.

But he is in negotiations to appear in a goverment-produced production of "Jailhouse Rock".

I recently learned how the metal band Fuck The Facts got their name. Allegedly, they named themselves after FOX News.

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.
"Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"

After studying mitochondrial DNA, Israeli scientists found that half of Europe's Jews are descended from just four women.
And I thought I was a whore!

Fox News Channel has a new show called "It's Out There" -- which catches you up on what's happening in the blogosphere.

That's right -- bloggers on TV. How charmingly retro!

So now we can watch TV to find out what people are blogging. What's next? Soap opera actors turning to radio serials? Next thing you know, we'll be reading the morning paper again.

Hey, enough of this laptop. Let me pull my old Remington typewriter out so I can send some real letters to my friends.

Then it's off to the library to do research on microfiche.

(And then I'll watch the show, because I hear it's great.)